Who let the dorks out?

Who? Who?

Translations

I love your accent:
(where appropriate) You're foreign, let's sleep together
(where the previous one was not) Wow, you conform to all my stereotypes about your country. If you don't, you do.

You know, I don't hate (insert race/religion/ethnicity/gender) but...:
You know, I really f***ing hate (said race/religion/ethnicity/gender) but I've been told that people don't listen to racists anymore.

My Black/Jewish/Arab/Asian/Muslim/Christian friend told me....:
I have no friends, except this minority dude cause all the whities realize that racism is outdated. F*** them.

Fast Food:
Fat Food

Hello:
Let's make out
or
Hello. (but probably the first one....)

G-d Bless America:
'Cause, like, we need him to pick up our slack....